Friday, July 29, 2005

B.O.B AND I

Things are looking up here. Lately, certain events have helped me get a better perspective on my life. Sometimes something would happen and I would usually get upset or over-stressed about it. Now I'm learning to not worry so much.

I still need to trust a little more...but that's going to take some time, I'm afraid.

Of course, the sex could be a little more often.

Who am I kidding?

A lot more often.

I love my toys, really I do, but I get tired of doing it all on my own.

Sometimes I just want a really good fucking....

While other days I want someone to make love to me...

On the bad days, I could use both.

Wouldn't it be great if you could call up DIAL-A-FUCK and make an appointment?

No, I don't mean a hooker or an escort.

Someone once told me that a woman has it easier, because if she wants a man she can get one so easily. All she has to do is flash a smile with the promise of a night (more likely a few minutes) of sexual favors and she gets what she wants....that it's the men who have a hard time getting a woman, and that they get turned down a lot more often than women do.

Maybe I'm not flashing enough, because it seems it's going to be B.O.B. and I tonight...

Again.

8 comments:

drunkbh said...

Personally, I think that it's easier for a man. Let's say that we do find a man that we are attracted to and want to fuck. What are the chances that they are gonna be good in the sack? Slim to none! At least if a man has the chance to score, he will be satisfied in the end rather than wondering why the hell did I even bother. I vote for 1-800-dial-a-fuck...especially if they have a satisfaction guarantee.

The Platypus said...

Have you tried Craiglist? You can find anything on there.

Buffalo said...

I hear you talkin, girl.

drunkbh.....same thing applies to men. There are a lot of women out there who think they are doing you a favor by spreading their legs. They know as much about making love as i know about rocket science.

Wanting said...

Everybody has a good point...but I think guys arent as picky as women are...SOME guys...but then again there are women who are the same way.
I don't care for the double standard that says if a woman fucks a man shes a slut but if a man fucks a woman he's cool...there are people who are just "hungry" and need someone, and there are sluts...

drunkbh said...

I like the term hungry. It's a good way to look at it.

watcher said...

trying to say a lot without really saying much; there are such things if one knows where to look; not escorts (HA)or fuck.com's; but an ear to the ground and an eye wide open and such things are everywhere......thank gawd....lol. you do know what "they" say about variety..... but that satisfaction guarantee would be welcome but, oh well, can't have ev-er-y-thing.

Wanting said...

Can you imagine with the guarantee..."I'd like to return this, please...."

Maybe you'd get a 2-for-1 deal then?? hmmmm??

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