WANTED:
Man of many talents. Must be fun-loving, polite, good with his hands, and hungry.
Must like animals, quiet nights at home, good conversation and know the difference between making love and fucking. Must be very talented in these, also. If you don't have a job, don't bother. If you aren't: a romantic, affectionate, sensual, or smart enough to follow a decent conversation, again, don't bother. If you are: mean, jealous, lazy, just an overall asshole, don't bother.
If you qualify, then where the fuck are you?
6 comments:
wheres my application?
no! seriously!!
Let me know if you find one especially where you found him.
They are out there - not everyone is taken, are they?
Bumfcuk...
Consider my application.
yeah seeker, lots of chicks seem to know that but just where the hell is bumfcuk since you remain merely regional, not hemmed in by boundaries of a state... of any kind including state of mind.
wanting, there are some out there but i am pretty damn sure they are not where expected, not at all. but that's all good... to a point and that point, sadly, is time. i don't suppose that makes sense but somehow i think you know what i mean. and it sucks.
no wonder the only friggin clock i ever see is one the cell phone. i hate time.
pls. forgive the attitude.
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